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Wholesale Funny New Home Card – Survived The Housing Market Housewarming Humor
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for the brave soul who somehow survived bidding wars, mortgage stress, emotional damage, and approximately 47 house listings 😭🏡✨ This funny new home card features an exhausted little vampire booty holding a sold sign alongside the phrase: “Survived The Housing Market.” Perfect for celebrating a first home, new house, condo, apartment, or anyone entering their financially committed homeowner era. Funny. Relatable. Mildly traumatic. Great for first-time homeowners, couples buying a house, friends, siblings, coworkers, housewarming gifts, moving celebrations, or anyone who deserves recognition for surviving the housing market. 💌 Card Specs: • Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm) • Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard • Toner-based vibrant print • Blank inside • Includes envelope ✨ because buying a house basically counts as character development.
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SKU: 6A320E956802C_14457 Made in Sweden






















