3.5 x 10" Me: The swim-up bar at this resort is amazing! Husband: You're in the bathtub and I'm cutting you off. - Wood sign Our pieces are made from solid knotty pine, so please allow for slight imperfections - as wood is imperfect by its nature - but only adds to the character of the product. It is intended to have a rustic, old look and feel. Expect knots, variance in color, and natural cracks - as well as small edge “dents” or chips. Keyword: funny, drinking, imagination