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Wholesale Funny Card – Harder to Kidnap? Eat Carbs, Stay Safe
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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat carbs. This laugh-out-loud greeting card is perfect for anyone who loves food and doesn’t take life—or diets—too seriously. Ideal for birthdays, best friends, food lovers, or anyone who appreciates a little twisted humor with their toast. Whether you're celebrating body positivity or just enabling pasta cravings, this card delivers giggles and good vibes. *** 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 *** • Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) white matte cardstock • Kraft A2 envelope is included with sticker adhesive flap • Blank inside of card • Made to order in our studio Each card has the option to be wrapped in a cello sleeve if the option is selected in the drop-down menu.
Dimensions: 14 x 11.4 x 0.3 cm (5.5 x 4.5 x 0.1 in)
Weight: 26.22 kg (57.81 lb)
Made in: United States
Color: Black, White
Finish: Matte
Is Set: Individual
Occasion Theme: Birthday
Recipient: Everyone
Season: Year-Round
Special Feature: Blank
Theme: Cats, Dogs & Other Pets
Tone: Funny
Product Language: English
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These are really nice cards. Some very funny and appropriate. I will see how the customers like them.
These are really nice cards. Some very funny and appropriate. I will see how the customers like them.
Sep 15, 2025 • Christy • Baltimore, MD, United States
These are really nice cards.
These are really nice cards.
Sep 15, 2025 • Christy • Baltimore, MD, United States
These are really nice cards.
These are really nice cards.
Sep 15, 2025 • Christy • Baltimore, MD, United States
