Every queen deserves her own Pussy Pampering Equipment — and this essential kit is here to keep things trimmed, misted, and... tolerable. Each kit includes: ✂️ Precision scissors – because overgrown isn’t over-glamorous 💦 A mini spray bottle – for your signature spritz (or mystery mist) 👃 Nose peg – when you’re too close for comfort Whether you're prepping for a hot date or just feel like freshening up your downstairs situation, the Fanny Fresh Kit is a hilarious yet functional gift that’ll have everyone in stitches (but hopefully not down there). Perfect for: 😆 Hen party favours 🎁 Gag gifts with a whiff of practicality 🧼 Clean queens and brave partners 💌 Valentine’s Day or Secret Santa with a twist