It has been scientifically proven that pickles make you a superior athlete. One study from a smart university (NSDU) proved that pickle juice relieves cramps because the acetic acid triggers a reflex shortly after ingestion, which reduces alpha motor neuron activity to cramping muscles. We have no idea what this means or how it relates to wearing pickles on your head but we are going to assume there is correlation with awesomeness and speed. I mean, pickles first made their way to America in 1492 when Christopher Columbus sailed the bad boys all the way to America on his boat. Do you really think he would’ve done that if it slowed him down? Think about it.