Wholesale We Will Jump on Your Face at 4 A.M. Cat T-Shirt

A promise. Not a threat. This “We Will Jump on Your Face at 4 A.M.” T-shirt is peak Very Ugly Plates — soft, dreamy vintage cat illustration paired with a message every cat owner knows is 100% true. Two perfectly innocent-looking cats… planning violence. Adorable? Yes. Trustworthy? Absolutely not. It’s cute, relatable, and slightly terrifying — just like living with cats. Perfect for cat owners, sleep-deprived people, and anyone who understands that 4 a.m. is a very active hour (for cats, not humans). Product details (soft fabric, chaotic lifestyle): – 100% cotton (blend varies by color) – Medium-weight fabric (170–180 g/m²) – Classic unisex fit – structured yet relaxed – Soft feel with clean silhouette – Durable stitching for nightly disturbances Disclaimers: – White may appear slightly off-white (like your sleep schedule) – Natural color includes subtle speckles (adds texture, not rest) Not a fleamarket find. Just a daily reality. Very Ugly Plates — cute, but you won’t sleep. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. Size guide LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) S 71.1 45.7 39.7 M 73.7 50.8 43.2 L 76.2 55.9 47 XL 78.7 61 50.8 2XL 81.3 66 54.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 58