For readers who treat dramatic plotlines like serious relationships—complete with late nights, obsession, and zero social availability. This lavender bookmark is made for book lovers who’d rather commit to fictional chaos than real-life plans. * Size: 2” x 6” * Durable 16pt cardstock * Glossy front, silk-finish back * Rounded corners for a polished look * Front: “Sorry. I can’t hang out. Currently, I’m in a committed relationship with this dramatic plotline.” * Back: “Please leave a message after the cliffhanger.”