For the unapologetic maximalist, the lover of beautiful things, the one who knows that retail therapy is, in fact, real therapy. This tray is a wink and a nudge in glass form—a decadent little reminder that quitting simply isn’t in your DNA. Handmade in our New York studio, each tray follows the storied French art of decoupage. Bent glass curves softly around bold words and sharper wit. It’s individually signed by Ben, because humor and craftsmanship should never be mutually exclusive. Equally at home on a vanity, cocktail cart or coffee table, it’s food safe, wipe clean, and backed with soft felt. Comes ready to gift, display or keep forever—no judgment. A folded card explaining the centuries-old decoupage tradition is tucked in with care. Perfect for the friend who’d choose Bergdorf’s over boot camp, or for you—if you know your own priorities. Style#: DPQ-126