[AMP] Ask any dog owner and they'll probably tell you their dog has lots of personality. So it wouldn't be a stretch to imagine Fido having a lot to say if he had opposable thumbs and was given an iPhone. That's exactly what you'll find on the pages of this humorous calendar when Dog, the British bulldog, can't stop texting his owner. Each page of the Texts from Dog 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar features an all too realistic conversation between the text-savvy, foul-mouthed, lazy, and somewhat crude bulldog and his loving and extremely tolerant owner. With Dog's obsession with balls and food, and hatred of cats and Postmen, the conversations never get old. Features include: - 4.6" x 4.6" page size - No single-use plastic - Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display - Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink - Full-color tear-off pages - Day/Date reference on each page - Combined weekend pages - Official major world holidays and o