Wholesale Betty Lost It Funny Dark Humor Birthday Card

This card is for the friend who has been holding it together with a bobby pin and a polite smile. Featuring a vintage-inspired scene of sweet, composed Betty calmly ironing a slab of raw steak while wearing an ice cream cone hat, with a very concerned gray cat supervising the chaos, this design celebrates the exact moment the internal monologue snaps. The caption reads: “And that was the day Betty completely lost her shit.” It’s absurd. It’s dry. It’s a little unhinged in the most relatable way. Perfect for: • Birthdays (especially the “I’m fine. Everything’s fine.” variety) • Burnout milestones • New moms • Work besties • Anyone on the brink but still color-coordinated Details: • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") • Professionally printed on thick, high-quality card stock • Blank inside for your own spiral • Paired with a kraft brown and white envelope • Sealed in a protective sleeve A delightfully strange little tribute to the moment we all quietly iron the steak and call it self-care.