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Wholesale Funny Birthday Card: "Happy motherfucking birthday! I mean, if mom still puts out. Hi, mom!"
Wholesale Funny Birthday Card: "Happy motherfucking birthday! I mean, if mom still puts out. Hi, mom!"
Wholesale Funny Birthday Card: "Happy motherfucking birthday! I mean, if mom still puts out. Hi, mom!"
Wholesale Funny Birthday Card: "Happy motherfucking birthday! I mean, if mom still puts out. Hi, mom!"
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Jul 11, 2025
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Description
Spoiler alert: your parents have had sex at least once. Unfortunately, your existence may have become the ultimate cock block. Make it weirder by pointing out the blue-balled elephant in the room with this hilarious birthday card for dad. • This card is empty inside, just like you • 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm) • Comes with a white envelope
Details
SKU: 9229687_14457 Made in United States Weight: 11.06 g (0.39 oz)