For the parent who passed down their love and their anxiety — this “You Taught Me Everything I Know (Except How to Stop Worrying Like You Do)” greeting card says what we’re all thinking, with a wink and a smile. Printed on a blush background with hand-illustrated florals in cozy tones, this funny-yet-sweet card perfectly balances humor and heart. Whether for birthday, or just because, it’s a loving nod to the person who taught you everything — even if they also taught you to overthink it all. Designed by Ellie Joe Design Co., this card is part of our modern collection that blends sincerity, wit, and warmth — a favorite for those who laugh as much as they love. ✨ Product Details: * 5” x 7” folded greeting card * Blank inside for your own message * Printed on premium matte cardstock * Includes a kraft envelope * Packaged in a clear protective sleeve * Original Ellie Joe Design Co. artwork 💕 Perfect For: * Birthday * Thank-you cards * Everyday encouragement