Meet your new favorite notebook — the paper equivalent of that deadpan stare you give when someone dares to ask for one more thing. With a weary man on the cover who’s clearly seen some stuff, this Far Kew Emporium masterpiece perfectly captures the spirit of “absolutely not.” Perfect for: Writing down all the things you’re not doing today. Pretending to be productive while quietly plotting your escape. Listing people who can kindly get stuffed until further notice. It’s the ideal companion for coffee-fueled grumpiness, Monday meltdowns, or any moment you need to look busy while giving zero cares. A5 Matte Black Hardcover notebook with 80 lined pages.