Because honestly, if you’re not inflating their ego to dangerous levels, are you even trying? Ideal For: Birthdays 🎂 (better than cake, fight me) Graduations 🎓 (“Congrats, nerd.”) Breakups 💔 (“It’s not me, it’s you… you’re TOO awesome.”) Random flexes 🏆 (sometimes you just need to remind Karen at work) Card Specs (aka Bragging Rights): Crisp, quality cardstock, sturdier than your excuses. A6 size. Blank inside, because YOU are the poet of this friendship. Comes with an envelope, because duh. Scientifically proven* to increase swagger by 87%. (*Not peer reviewed. Don’t @ us.) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Verified Raves from Totally Real Humans: “Opened this card, blacked out, woke up three days later with a cape. 10/10.” – Greg, Parramatta “My cat saw this card and started respecting me. That’s never happened before.” – Linda, Melbourne