Wholesale Funny Christmas Greeting Card, Box of 12 - Not Worth It

INSIDE GREETING: "It'd Be A Crime Not To Wish You A Merry Christmas." COVER - It's not worth it, Roy! Let's just give him our noses & let him go! It's hard to be a snowman. Aside from the constant threat of global warming, there's also the constant threat of being held up at hair dryer-point by a crazed carrot-stealing rabbit. Explore the lighter side to larceny with clean humor Christmas cards from NobleWorks Cards. It features the wit and whimsy of “Bizarro” creator Dan Piraro, whose comic strip is known around the world for its hilarious absurdity. This clean humor, SFW card is the perfect choice to send to families with kids, co-workers, grandparents or anyone else that can appreciate absurd, quirky humor. This card is available greeted or blank. If you choose the greeted option, the inside of the card will be printed with a criminally-inspired message that's sure to add to the holiday fun. Or, leave it blank to use for warming up cold winter months. It’s available in regular size or a jumbo size that’s perfect for family gatherings, church events or office parties. It’s sure to entertain animal lovers, people with big, sympathetic hearts, current-events followers and more. Cards are printed on FSC certified paper and are made in the U.S. for quality. Matching white envelopes are included to make mailing your holiday greeting cards a breeze. Need more than one? Quantity discounts are available when you order multiple cards in this design. SIZE - Bulk box set of 12 Christmas greeting cards, envelopes. Some styles are available blank or w/ a greeting inside. With the wide selection of designs and art styles, we offer a unique match for men and women alike. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). With more than 5 MILLION greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!? NobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assorted choices in our collection, to make her or him laugh! We print on premium, heavier than most, pure white paper w/ 30% recycled. In addition, we use print-on-demand technology (we and our quality control are very demanding!) which minimizes waste, while we print all our cards North America (a few are printed in Canada). We offer a huge 8.5x11-inch jumbo size version of most of our designs and assortment packs of our most popular designs in just about any occasion and configuration. We also publish blank versions of many designs and assortments to be used as thank you notes, friendship, miss you, thinking of you or any other purpose or occasion you can think of. NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company (our non-humor brand) – has the ideal card for you