Wholesale Wedding Card “SAME PUSSY FOREVER”

Sweet, cheesy wedding cards are everywhere. But this one says out loud what everyone is thinking — and almost no one has the balls to say to the newlyweds’ faces. On the front, there is a bride cat and a groom cat with one brutally honest message: “SAME PUSSY FOREVER.” No endless speeches about love until death. This card is for people with a sense of humor, zero interest in being politically correct, and a wedding attitude that is only half-serious. Perfect for friends who appreciate a cheeky joke — and for reminding them they now have just one pussy for the rest of their lives. Or at least until the court decides otherwise. • Card size: 170 × 240 mm unfolded, 170 × 120 mm folded • Paper: sturdy, high-quality 350 g matte coated paper • Includes a stylish envelope, so you can avoid awkward family stares • Original DickObraz design that will never embarrass you — unlike your drunk uncle at the reception.