Funny and Dirty Valentine's Day Card Dirty Candy Heart Phrases: Suga Tits, Fuck Me, Dat Ass, Slut, Hoe, Skank, Whore - A2 Folded Card [Size: 4 1/4 x 5 1/2"] - A2 Purple Envelope [Size: 4 3/8 x 5 3/4 in.] - Interior Card: Blank - Cello Clear Cover for Card Protection Celebrate love with a side of humor! This funny Valentine’s Day card is perfect for couples who enjoy laughter just as much as romance. Featuring a witty message and a playful design, it’s a lighthearted way to say “I love you” without the mush. Printed on high-quality cardstock with a premium finish, this card is a must-have for any retail collection. Each card includes a coordinating envelope and plenty of space for a personal (or sarcastic) note. Ideal for gift shops, boutiques, and online stores looking to offer customers a fun twist on Valentine’s Day!