Here at Any Old Iron, we support staying sparkly and implementing the word "fuck" into literally every damn sentence. If you are a ham, that curses like a sailor, then we have just the shirt for you!! The new Any Old Iron Sparkly As Fuck T-Shirt has just hit our showroom floor with flare for days. The embellished, sequin lettering lays across the chest and upper waist in a flamboyant display to give all those who cross your path a warning as to who exactly they are dealing with: a sparkly fucker! This t-shirt can be dressed down with a sparkly bomber (check out selection online or in-store) and some shorts; or, it can be dressed up with a sparkly ass suit!