Wholesale Shit Happens | Honest & Sarcastic Well Wishes Card

Sometimes the Most Supportive Thing You Can Say Is the Most Honest Thing Life is messy. Plans fall apart. Things go sideways. And sometimes the person you love most just needs someone to acknowledge it (with a squatting dog and zero sugarcoating). This card works for get-well wishes, rough patches, bad weeks, or any moment that calls for a little irreverent encouragement. Equal parts blunt and affectionate, it says: I see you. I support you. Also, get over it. Features a vintage golden illustration of a dog in a very compromising position, framed by a bold pink and white diagonal stripe border. The message reads: “Sh*t Happens. Get Over It. Respectfully, of course.” Clean light cream background, maximum comedic impact. Specifications: - Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7") - Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock - Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin-free - Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included - Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation - Inside: Blank