🚂 TOOT TOOT – Total Trainwreck Tee “I’m not always a trainwreck… just kidding. TOOT TOOT.” The chaos is chronic, the self-awareness is high, and this tee is your official conductor uniform for life’s hot mess express. Ride in comfort, derail with flair. • Comfort Colors tee – soft enough to soothe your meltdown • Unisex fit for your everyday disasters • Screen-printed design with vintage vibes + zero regrets • May cause spontaneous snorting 🧼 Care Instructions Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and never iron your issues. 🖤 At Pick Your Poison Co., every tee is a whole mood—bold, snarky, and a little offbeat (just like you). ✨ Wear your attitude. Pick your poison. ✨