Bring laughter to the celebration with this hilarious Shade Tree Greetings birthday card. Perfect for anyone who appreciates humor with a touch of truth, it’s the ideal way to remind friends that life’s too short not to enjoy the cake and wine. With bold, colorful artwork and a witty punchline, this card is sure to be a top seller during birthday season and beyond. Each pack includes 6 high-quality cards, pre-priced for effortless retail display. Cover: If you eat right... And you work out daily... And you get lots of sleep... Inside: ...You will die anyway! Now open the wine and cut the cake! Happy Birthday 🎉 Pack includes 6 cards measuring 5 x 7 inches 🍷 Funny message perfect for lighthearted birthday wishes 💌 Pre-priced at $3.99 each for quick retail setup 🛍️ Wholesale price of $2.00 per card for strong profit margin 📦 Printed on premium paper with vibrant, eye-catching design Make birthdays brighter and funnier with this best-selling Shade Tree Greetings card that’s sure to keep your customers smiling!