Thinking Of You / Phantom / Phantom Of The Opera / Card / Bff / Miss You / Friendship / Funny / Hilarious / Geeky / Goth / Gothic / Bookish Front: "Thinking of you" Inside : "Because I have now sent you several notes of the most amiable nature and my salary has STILL not been paid. Should my commands be ignored, a disaster beyond your imagination will occur! I remain, your obedient servant - O.G. PS - sincerest apologies if you were expecting a more traditional greeting card." Inflict your strange & unusual sense of humor on unsuspecting friends & family with this DreaDful greeting card! I write them all myself, and use my art for the fronts, so it's safe to say, NO ONE else will have a card like this. Yours will be unique memorable, maybe even a little TOO memorable. It's important to read the INSIDE of all of my cards to get the full picture. All of my DreaDful greeting cards are 5x7 inches, come with a lovely red envelope and the inside leaves plenty of room for writing.