Wholesale Once Upon a Time F*ck You The End Ornament Funny Gag Gift

Wrap up the ultimate short story of the holiday season with this brilliantly blunt ceramic ornament. Perfect for book lovers, avid readers, or anyone who enjoys subverting classic fairy tale tropes with sharp modern humor, the design features a centered, bold black typewriter-style quote that reads: "ONCE UPON A TIME. F*CK YOU. THE END." The hilariously direct message is softly framed by an elegant, circular border of delicate watercolor wildflowers and wheat stalks on a crisp white background. The botanical illustrations feature a muted palette of dusty pinks, soft corals, sage greens, and warm golden wheat, creating a stunningly pretty, rustic aesthetic that completely contrasts with the unapologetically sassy punchline. Complete with a premium metallic gold hanging cord, this ready-to-hang keepsake is an excellent conversation starter for any Christmas tree. Ideal Retail Fit Novelty & Sassy Gift Boutiques: Independent gift stores specializing in adult humor, witty stationery, edgy home accents, and trendy lifestyle accessories. Independent Bookstores & Literary Cafes: A fantastic, humorous impulse-buy item near the checkout counter for readers who love a bit of dark humor mixed with their literary love. White Elephant & Holiday Gift Exchanges: A highly entertaining, crowd-pleasing option for holiday gift swaps, lighthearted office parties, or a funny stocking stuffer for close friends. Artisan Craft Markets: Pop-up seasonal vendor booths, craft fairs, and boutique online collections looking for unique, eye-catching items that confidently step outside traditional holiday patterns. 📏 Product Details • Round ceramic ornament • Approximately 2.75 inches in diameter • Design printed on one side • Includes hanging string • Lightweight and ready to hang • Indoor use only Why Customers Love It: • Meaningful basketball keepsake gift • Great for players and supportive families • Perfect for Christmas and sports décor • Lightweight and easy to display • Thoughtful gift for basketball fans and athletes • Designed and printed in the USA ❤️ About Our Product Kennebug original design. This design began with original AI-assisted prompts and was then refined, edited, and finalized by us in our professional design software to create the finished piece you see. If you do not see what you are looking for, we welcome custom requests for your store. All items are made to order in our family-run Michigan, USA studio. We do not mass produce or outsource — every piece is printed or engraved by us.