Wholesale 10oz soy candle --- smells like... touching dads thermostat

one of the cardinal sins of growing up is touching dads thermostat. it's just a no-no. what happens if you mess with dads thermostat? nobody knows as anyone who has tried was never seen or heard from again. why does a dad leave the house set at 80 degrees in august in florida? why does he refuse to turn the heat on until mid-january in the midwest? can't say. maybe there's something that triggers inside the brain when a man becomes a dad. buy the candle, have a laugh, joke that you're going to change the thermostat, lose an arm in the process. good times. 100% soy wax candle with no paraffins, parabens, or dyes used cotton wick polo red scent