Celebrate in Style with a Handmade Touch! 'aging is like a software update. It takes longer, slows you down, and you don't recognize half of the features anymore.' funny getting older handmade birthday card. Inside message is 'happy birthday!' The perfect way to bring a smile (and a chuckle) to their special day! Card measures 3.5 in. x 4.87 in. Each card is individually wrapped with self-sealing cellophane bag. Card holder inserts can be provided for spindle display upon request. 🎨 What Makes It Special? ✔ Handcrafted with Love – Each card is uniquely designed with quality materials ✔ Playful & Quirky Message – Perfect for lighthearted, fun-loving friendships ✔ Premium Kraft Brown Cardstock – Durable and elegant, making it a keepsake-worthy gift ✔ Happy Birthday Message Inside – Plenty of space for your personal message ✔ Tech lovers, IT professionals, & programmers ✔ Friends & family who feel “outdated”