For anyone who’s ever rewritten the same email twelve times to strike the perfect balance between polite and assertive, this funny work sticker is your new emotional support accessory. Featuring the line “I spend most of my work day re-writing the same email over and over again, just to ensure I sound convincingly assertive without coming across as an asshole,” this sarcastic vinyl decal nails the struggle of workplace communication. Made from durable, waterproof vinyl with a glossy finish, this 3-inch mental health and work humor sticker is perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, or office supplies. It’s a must-have for anxious professionals, overthinkers, and anyone who’s ever battled the tone of an email. * 3” glossy vinyl sticker – waterproof & weatherproof * Funny email anxiety sticker about workplace overthinking * Perfect office humor gift for coworkers, professionals & anxious girlies * Great for laptops, water bottles, planners & more