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"Happy Birthday! You total penis." Details // ♡ Card size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5") ♡ Blank inside ♡ 100lb premium white cardstock ♡ Paired with white envelope Product Highlights // ♡ Bestseller – people laugh, people buy ♡ Clean, minimalist design with a punchline that hits hard ♡ A guaranteed conversation starter in any card aisle Why Retailers Love It // ♡ Consistently sells out at markets and boutiques ♡ Bestselling choice for shoppers who love inappropriate humor ♡ Easy upsell for gifts, wine, or period-themed bundles (yes, those exist) ♡ Impulse buy gold: Perfect for your checkout counter or card section This works great to give to your garbage friend, family or coworker. Because we all have those borderline garbage people in our lives but we keep them around because while they may be garbage trash they are still capable of great things. It's called a garbage CAN not a garbage CAN'T. Also great to give to penis lovers, those little freaks deserve cards too.
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SKU: CB9 Made in Canada Card Count: 3 Color: Multi-Colored Finish: Matte Is Set: Set Occasion Theme: Birthday, Graduation, and Mother's Day Recipient: Everyone Season: Year-Round Special Feature: Blank Tone: Funny Product Language: English Weight: 20 g (0.71 oz) Dimensions: 10.9 x 14 cm (4.3 x 5.5 in) Product Materials: Recycled Packaging: Reduced Production: Fair trade
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Reviews for similar products from Greta Jane: Birthday Card
Amazing! Unique and funny sayings you will want to share.
Amazing! Unique and funny sayings you will want to share.
5 févr. 2021 • Cortney • Red Deer, AB, Canada
































