“I Love You Almost With All of My Heart… The Rest Belongs to Serial Killer Documentaries.” Because nothing brings me comfort like you… and a chilling unsolved mystery. This hilariously dark and relatable card is perfect for the true crime junkie in your life. Whether it’s for a birthday, Valentine’s Day, or your anniversary, it’s a fun way to say “I love you”—while admitting your second love is binge-watching murder shows in pajamas. Perfect for: • Funny true crime birthday card • Valentine’s Day card for documentary lovers • Anniversary card for boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse • Couples who cuddle through crime scenes and creepy narrators *** FEATURES *** • Size: Printed on A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) White Matte Cardstock • Kraft A2 Envelope Is Included With Sticker Adhesive Flap • Blank Inside Of Card • Made To Order In Our Studio Each card has the option to be wrapped in a cello sleeve if the option is selected in the drop-down menu.