Wholesale Funny Everyday Greeting Card - Cleaning Drinking Game

INSIDE GREETING: The inside is ungreeted, making this perfect for your customized thinking of you, miss you, just because notes, for any time and for all occasions! COVER - It would irresponsible not to make house cleaning into a drinking game. The vintage woman prettily pictured on this hilarious All Occasions card had it right even way back then, when she expounds on her righteous responsibility to turn housework into an excuse to consume alcohol. If you have friends, relatives, colleagues and/or housekeepers who enjoy lovely retro illustrations, jokingly funny captions and/or downing liquor when dusting, mopping and polishing, then the hysterical All Occasions card available here is spotlessly perfect for them. They'll get a hearty, healthy laugh out of the good, clean, booze and buff humor featured on the amusing and appealing Blank feelgood greeting. CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard w/ 5x7 envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE – Proudly printed in N. America for over 45 years, supporting local jobs, using select, premium, luxurious, pure white glossy cardstock for a high-quality finish. With more than 5 MILLION greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!? NobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assorted choices in our collection, to make her or him laugh! We print on premium, heavier than most, pure white paper w/ 30% recycled. In addition, we use print-on-demand technology (we and our quality control are very demanding!) which minimizes waste, while we print all our cards North America (a few are printed in Canada). We offer a huge 8.5x11-inch jumbo size version of most of our designs and assortment packs of our most popular designs in just about any occasion and configuration. We also publish blank versions of many designs and assortments to be used as thank you notes, friendship, miss you, thinking of you or any other purpose or occasion you can think of. NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company (our non-humor brand) – has the ideal card for you! We strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time! Is leaving a lasting impression important to you? – order now and see for yourself!