These pencils printed with new and imaginative swear words are guaranteed to make a lasting impression and give you a laughing fit with their reaction. And should you loan one out to a friend who thinks a novelty pencil promoting “Douche Canoe” is in bad taste, you should remind them that pencils are for writing, not chewing on. Set of 20 pencils with printings ranging from TWAT FACE to CUNTY MCCUNTFACE, packaged in a handcrafted pencil box and are a standard 7.5 inches in length.