Wholesale Family, Food, Stuffed | Relatable & Funny Thanksgiving Card

Thanksgiving Is All About Gratitude… and Testing the Upper Limits of the Human Digestive System No holiday combines second helpings, awkward family conversations, and questionable food choices quite like Turkey Day. Whether it’s the stuffing, the pie, or Uncle Bob insisting you try his “secret recipe,” some traditions are simply unavoidable — and this card celebrates all of them with a healthy dose of honesty. Perfect for friends, family members, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic holiday humor and the universal experience of unbuttoning their pants after dinner. Send it to the person who will read it and immediately start planning their elastic-waistband outfit. Features a bold vintage-style letterpress illustration of a magnificent full-feathered turkey set against a retro teal pinstripe background. Classic red and cream typography reads in elegant mixed styles: “Family, Food and Gastrointestinal Consequences” with a bold banner at the bottom: “HAPPY THANKSGIVING.” Specifications: - Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7") - Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock - Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin-free - Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included - Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation - Inside: Blank