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The Collective by Flyby Provisions - Wholesale Gag Gift/Novelty Gift - Really Bad Advice - Scratch-off Fortune Teller0
The Collective by Flyby Provisions - Wholesale Gag Gift/Novelty Gift - Really Bad Advice - Scratch-off Fortune Teller1
The Collective by Flyby Provisions - Wholesale Gag Gift/Novelty Gift - Really Bad Advice - Scratch-off Fortune Teller2
The Collective by Flyby Provisions - Wholesale Gag Gift/Novelty Gift - Really Bad Advice - Scratch-off Fortune Teller

Wholesale Really Bad Advice - Scratch-off Fortune Teller

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Product description

Card Measurements: 4"x5.5" Suggested Retail Price is $5 per Fortune Bad advice for trying times. How to use: Ask. Scratch. Ignore at your own risk. Most advice is careful. Careful advice is rarely interesting. What you hold is the other kind: bold, unearned, delivered with total confidence by a real joker. Every wrong turn teaches the road better than a map does. Hold this up, watch yourself disagree with it, and you’ll have learned exactly where you were headed all along. So follow it exactly, or follow it a little, or hold it up as a warning. All three are correct uses. Disclaimer: sold as a novelty. Contains no wisdom, guidance or professional counsel of any kind. Not a substitute for medical legal financial or romantic judgment. Consequences are yours alone and always were.

Dimensions: 14 x 10.2 x 0.3 cm (5.5 x 4 x 0.1 in)

Weight: 113.4 g (4 oz)

Made in: United States

Occasion Theme: Birthday, Congratulations, Everyday

Product Language: English

Packaging

Plastic-free