This coffee mug is a must-have for every closet linguist, grammar nerd, and person who dies a little inside when someone says "irregardless." This coffee mug isn’t just a vessel for your coffee; it’s a warning, a public service announcement, and a cry for help all in one. Every sip from this coffee mug is a reminder that while you may smile politely at someone’s misuse of "your" vs. "you’re," inside, you’re screaming. It’s the perfect accessory for office meetings, family gatherings, and any situation where you have to bite your tongue instead of launching into a TED Talk on the Oxford comma. And let’s be honest: this coffee mug mug isn’t just for coffee. It’s for whatever beverage helps you cope with the grammatical atrocities you witness daily. Because sometimes, the only thing stronger than your love of language is your need to not be that person who corrects everyone mid-sentence. (But oh, how you want to.) So raise that coffee mug high, you unsung hero of syntax.