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ONLY 75 OF EACH DESIGN MADE - RUNNING LOW! Local Egg Dealer Kitchen Towel - The Chicken Mafia Has Entered the Chat Listen, we need to address the underground egg economy happening in backyards across America. And this chicken? This chicken is RUNNING IT. She's got the goods. She's got the connections. She's got eggs for DAYS, and she's not afraid to use them. Introducing the kitchen towel that finally gives backyard chickens the street cred they deserve. Our Local Egg Dealer Kitchen Towel features the most hustler chicken you've ever seen—surrounded by fresh eggs, rocking overalls, and serving up that farm-fresh attitude with a side of sass. Here's why this towel is about to crack you up (pun absolutely intended): 🐔 The Bossiest Chicken Ever – Look at her. She KNOWS she's got the best eggs in town. That confident stance? That's the energy of someone who controls the local egg supply. 💗 Pink Retro Lettering – "LOCAL EGG DEALER" in bold, vintage-style pink text that screams 1970s farm stand meets modern farmhouse chic. 💪 180GSM Flour Sack Cotton – Thick, absorbent, and ready to handle whatever your kitchen throws at it. Unlike sketchy dealers, this towel is 100% reliable. 📏 Generously Sized at 18" w x 28" h – Big enough for real kitchen work, funny enough to make everyone who sees it laugh out loud. 🔄 Internal Hanging Loop – Display this comedic masterpiece proudly. Your guests NEED to see this. 💗Perfect for: Backyard chicken owners (you KNOW who you are) Farm life enthusiasts with a sense of humor Anyone who's ever bought eggs from their neighbor Easter and spring decor that's actually funny Gifts for farmers, homesteaders, and egg lovers Making your city friends jealous of your farm connections 💗This towel is for: The chicken lady (affectionate) Homesteaders with attitude Farm-to-table enthusiasts People who understand the black market value of fresh eggs Anyone who's ever said "I know a guy" about eggs 💗The Vibe: Farmhouse humor meets street hustle Cottage core with an edge "I have chickens and I'm making it everyone's problem" Retro farm stand aesthetic Backyard farmer pride . . . . . . Local Egg Dealer Tea Towel - Funny Chicken Kitchen Decor - Retro Hen & Eggs Dish Towel - Sassy Farmhouse Hostess Gift - Pink Vintage Style Flour Sack Towel Crazy Chicken Lady Gift - Local Egg Dealer Kitchen Towel - Backyard Chicken Keeper Decor - Whimsical Poultry Tea Towel - Rustic Farm Stand Aesthetic Funny Farmhouse Tea Towel - Local Egg Dealer Graphic - Pink and Blue Retro Kitchen Linens - Absorbent Cotton Flour Sack Towel - Unique Gift for Gardeners
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Made in United States Care Instructions: Machine wash Color: Pink and Yellow Fabric: 100% Cotton Occasion Theme: Easter, Everyday, and Mother's Day Season: Spring and Summer Size: Large Style: Farmhouse Theme: Animals Tone: Funny Product Language: English Weight: 170.1 g (6 oz) Product Materials: Organic, Recycled, Refill, and Upcycled Packaging: Recyclable, Recycled, and Reduced Production: Cruelty-free, Ethically sourced, Fair trade, and Low-impact transport
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