Wholesale Trouser Snake: a Doomscrolling Preventer

This one's a doozy! A "screen" lets you play the classic Nokia phone game Snake, but on a pocket sized keychain fob that lives in your trousers! (Hence the name) But wait, there's more! Each Trouser Snake has TWO other games built in! A firm shake of your Trouser Snake will switch it to the next game! Games include: Snake (obviously), FallDown, Breakout, Space Invaders, Asteroids-ish, Frogger, I hardly know 'er, Sand Simulator. One edition of the Trouser Snake has Snake with no additional games, but an hourglass simulator instead, with 30 second time intervals between 0:30 and 5:00. The simulated hourglass pleasantly "drops" one "grain" of "sand" per second. MANY colors are available, as well as a rainbow option if you can't decide, are gay, or are gay and indecisive. Hand-assembled!