Wholesale Love Cocaine - Sarcastic, Blank Greeting Card

Every great romance starts with deep conversation and ends with someone revealing far more than anyone was prepared for. This card takes a hard left turn from poetic to deeply concerning in record time, which is honestly what makes it beautiful. A funny greeting card for people who appreciate absurdity, dark humor, and jokes that escalate faster than common sense. Meme inspired and packed with sarcastic humor, it’s perfect for the friend whose inside voice has long since retired. Inside: Blank Printed on premium 130lb silk-finished paper, this card comes with a colored A2 envelope (envelope color may vary) and is packaged in a protective cellophane pouch, complete with a label detailing the inside message and SKU for easy identification. Made in the USA.