A 2026 calendar featuring some of my favourite Scottish insults and tartans! A wee warning, this is NO for yer mammy or yer granny, it's got rude words in it, I take no responsibility for you getting a skelped arse. It’s just a wee calendar (DL sized) but big enough to pop yer pals birthdays in, and bright enough to catch your eye in any room. Please note some product photographs may be of previous years calendars. Full list of words that appear in this year's Scottish Insult Calendar: MANKY, ROASTER, JOBBY, SHITEBAG, NUGGET, FANNY, WEE WIDO, MIDDEN, ROCKET, BOGGIN, RADGE, YER MAW.