[Simon & Schuster] HALF A MILLION NEW DADS CAN’T BE WRONG! Fully updated for the digital age, the 20th anniversary edition of the bestselling Be Prepared is the must-have survival guide for men entering the trenches of fatherhood. A generation of kids was raised on the original, and the new edition is packed fuller than your diaper bag with essential info, ingenious tips, and fascinating insights into the infant mind (spoiler: they’re lunatics). Welcome to the brotherhood of fatherhood! Sure, you’re anxious. But have no fear. Within these pages, you’ll find all the tools you need to understand, nurture, and troubleshoot your tiny little sprout. Taking you from your baby’s birth to their first birthday party, you’ll learn: -the secret meaning of peek-a-boo -how to conjure a burp -breast pump assembly -why babies have giant heads -ways to stay fit using the baby as a kettlebell -how to change a diaper at a packed sports stadium …and much more. Filled with