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Retirement is exciting. Also slightly offensive to the coworkers left behind. The “Fucking Quitter… I Mean, Happy Retirement” greeting card is the perfect send-off for someone who finally escaped the daily grind. Equal parts congratulatory and bitter, it’s guaranteed to get laughs at any retirement party. Bold, sarcastic, and workplace-approved for teams that don’t do sentimental. Blank inside so customers can add something heartfelt… or double down on the roast. Details: -5" x 6.5" greeting card -Blank inside -Printed in the USA -Comes in protective clear cellophane sleeve -Includes envelope -Funny, adult-humor retirement card Perfect for: -Retirement parties -Coworker send-offs -Boss gifts -Long-time employees finally escaping
Dimensions: 16.5 x 12.7 cm (6.5 x 5 in)
Weight: 28.35 g (1 oz)
Made in: United States
Occasion Theme: Congratulations, Good Luck & Encouragement, Retirement
Tone: Funny
Product Language: English



















