Wholesale The Sinister Clauses Christmas Greeting Card

He is stern. She is calculating. Together they are absolutely certain about what they know about you. A dark oil portrait of Mr. and Mrs. Claus painted in the style of a 17th-century Dutch master. The warmth is still there. The mercy is negotiable. Sells to dark holiday, horror, and dark humor buyers. One of the strongest conversation pieces in the entire collection. Works anywhere the customer is done with saccharine Christmas and ready for something with more teeth. Back Copy: He knows if you've been naughty. She knows everything else. The Clauses have always had an arrangement. He handles the list, the reindeer, the chimney. She handles the rest. What Mrs. Claus actually does while Santa delivers gifts has never been adequately explained. This portrait offers one theory. They are not angry with you. They are simply aware of everything you have done since last December, and they have decided together what to do about it. The gift may still arrive. The question is what is inside it. 4" x 6" greeting card Blank inside Includes brown kraft envelope and cellophane sleeve Minimum order: 6 cards per style