Wholesale We Are Screwed – Crystal Ball Statement Sticker

"We are screwed." A sarcastic statement sticker in the style of a crystal ball – dark humor meets poppy colors. Perfect for anyone who views current events with a mix of gallows humor and clear-eyed insight. The purple crystal ball with gold details evokes classic fortune-telling, while the blunt message makes the view feel less mystical and more sobering. The design combines playful esoteric aesthetics with dry realism, and that contrast is exactly what gives it its special appeal. A motif for people who aren't fooled and still keep their sense of humor. Ideal for alternative shops, political assortments, and humorous statement collections. Perfect for laptop, notebook, water bottle, or toolbox – for anyone who wants to comment on the state of the world with irony while staying stylish.