Wholesale Shit Yourself Remember You Ornament Funny Novelty Gag Gift

Inject some pure, unfiltered comedy into your holiday decor with this wonderfully irreverent, laugh-out-loud Christmas ornament. Perfectly capturing a piece of brutally honest, absolute wisdom regarding human memory and social blunders, this witty charm trades traditional holiday sentiment for a hilarious lesson in legacy. The face of the ornament features a clean, high-contrast typographic layout. It cleverly sandwiches structured, bold sans-serif block lettering between lines of elegant, flowing cursive script, making the outrageous message look surprisingly sophisticated against the warm, textured background: "If you fart THEY WILL FORGET YOU IN A DAY. If you shit yourself THEY WILL REMEMBER YOU FOR A LIFETIME." Designed to bring big laughs and immediate conversation to your seasonal decorating routine, this lighthearted keepsake looks fantastic hanging prominently from a Christmas tree branch, styled on an office bulletin board, or tied to a holiday gift bag as a witty extra touch. It serves as an legendary white elephant exchange item, an unforgettable secret Santa gift for your funniest friend, or a hilarious conversation starter for your own family tree. Ideal Retail Fit White Elephant Exchanges, Secret Santa Swaps, & Funny Family Gag Gifts Novelty Holiday Markets, Comedy Boutiques, & Mature Humor Gift Stores Holiday Craft Markets, Local Winter Festivals, & Snarky Retail Displays Playful Home Decor Shops & Lighthearted Seasonal Tree Outlets Design is on one side only. ✨ AVAILABLE STYLES & SIZES • Ceramic Ornament Measures approximately 2.75" in diameter Includes hanging string • Round Leatherette Ornament Measures approximately 3.75" in diameter Approximately 1/8" thick Includes hanging string • Small Wood Ornament Measures just under 2" wide Approximately 2.5" tall including top hanger Approximately .375" thick Includes hanging cord • Slate Ornament Measures approximately 3" in diameter Crafted from natural slate stone Includes jute cord hanger ❤️ About Our Product Kennebug original design. Perfect for Christmas trees, rear view mirror charms, memorial keepsakes, gift tags, and year-round decorative accents. If you do not see what you are looking for, we welcome custom requests. All items are made to order in our family-run Michigan, USA studio. We do not mass produce or outsource — every piece is created by us with care.