Our Ephemera magnet encapsulates the sentiment, 'I want to wake up tomorrow to zero news.' Ideal for those who appreciate a touch of humor and honesty, this rectangular magnet adds personality to your fridge, locker, or any magnetic surface. It's part of our novelty collection that's guaranteed to make you giggle, chortle, snicker, and guffaw. With Ephemera, you get more than just a magnet - you get a conversation piece that's as brutally honest and hilarious as you are. Enjoy the wit this magnet brings.