As the Archtoad of Hatville, I decree you are worthy of spending a day doing nothing but looking cute. Mushroom optional. I understand those don't readily come in sizes appropriate for human seating. Shame. ------- Sock Specs: * Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch * DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. * 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail * 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams * No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area * One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves