"Bring laughter, sass, and wine-loving humor to your next gathering with Twisted Wares Funny Cocktail Napkins – “I’m Afraid If I Give Up Wine, I’ll Have to Replace It With Murder.” Perfect for wine enthusiasts, witty hosts, and anyone who appreciates a clever joke, these napkins turn ordinary drinks into unforgettable moments. Crafted from premium 3-ply paper, each napkin is soft, absorbent, and durable, making it ideal for cocktails, appetizers, or wine nights with friends. Whether it’s a bachelorette party, birthday celebration, retirement gathering, or casual happy hour, these napkins add a bold, playful touch to your table, bar cart, or party setup. Each pack includes 20 high-quality napkins, measuring 5”x5” folded (10”x10” unfolded). Proudly made in the USA and biodegradable, they combine style, practicality, and eco-friendly convenience — perfect for entertaining with flair. Part of Twisted Wares’ signature collection of funny and sarcastic designs, these napkins are as much about conversation and charm as they are about function. They also make excellent hostess gifts, novelty party favors, or bar accessories, guaranteed to make guests smile."