Wholesale Funny Christmas Greeting Card, Box of 12 - Dear Santa

INSIDE GREETING: The inside is ungreeted, making this perfect for your customized notes for all occasions! COVER - Dear Santa, You must be surprised that I am writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you a letter and asked for a bicycle an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying this year. I had the best grades in school and no one in the neighborhood behaved better than me. I went on errands for my parents, I helped the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. What balls you have for leaving me a f'ing yo-yo, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks. What the F were you thinking, you fat prick? As if you hadn't Fed me enough, you gave that little shit across the street so many toys he can't even walk into his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your big, fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll F you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the north pole, you fat slob. F you, Santa. Next year you'll find out just how bad I can be, you fat cocksucker. Sincerely, Johnny Everyone remembers being pissed at Santa when they were younger. That awesome blue bike turned into wool socks or those cool, new dolls turned into a hideous sweater. Didn't your sister use to wear that? How did that fat bastard get it soooo wrong? Well, Johnny’s not going to take it. This Dear Santa Christmas card was written on December 26th, when rage and disappointment replaced milk and cookies. Johnny writes: What balls you have for leaving me a f'ing yo-yo, a lame whistle, and a pair of ugly socks. What the F were you thinking, you fat prick? Johnny goes off. This naughty Dear Santa card is laugh-out-loud hilarious and a perfect gift to anyone that remembers the bitterness of disappointing Christmas mornings. A funny Christmas card is much better than a lame whistle or lame card. Don’t be the ‘fat prick’ that gets your friends a bullshit snowflake card. Get them the hilarious Dear Santa Christmas card instead. SIZE - Bulk box set of 12 Christmas greeting cards, envelopes. Some styles are available blank or with a greeting inside. With the wide selection of designs and art styles, we offer a unique match for men and women alike. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). With more than 5 MILLION greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!? NobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assor