Whether you want to tell people to wake the fuck up literally or figuratively, or you want to give them a big fuck you from this Jew - we got you covered. Channel your anger into a fun and annoyingly loud whistle when you're walking on college campuses or down a busy street blocked yet again. This discreet and cute wilderness whistle is perfect to attach to your car keys, your backpack zipper, your purse or even to wear around your neck when you are working out. It is hand-stamped with one of the two phrases shown OR your custom text to give you confidence and make you feel like the Jewish badass you are.