Cheers to cozy sweaters…and pretending we’re fine around emotionally unavailable relatives! This funny holiday card reads: “Here’s to cozy sweaters and emotionally unavailable relatives.” It’s the perfect blend of festive and brutally honest — ideal for friends and family who appreciate a holiday truth bomb with their eggnog. A2 size (4.25" x 5.5”), blank inside for your own snarky message. Includes a kraft envelope. Professionally printed in the USA on recycled cardstock. Perfect for gift shops, bookstores, and stationery boutiques that know the holidays aren’t always Hallmark-perfect — and that’s exactly why we need cards like this. Perfect for: friends, siblings, coworkers, and anyone who celebrates the season with cozy clothes, dry humor, and just enough sarcasm to survive family gatherings.