Wholesale WW3 Apocalypse | Sarcastic Thinking of You Card

For When the Vibe Is… Apocalyptic Sometimes life feels like a lot. Like, a lot a lot. This card is for the person in your life who gets it — who laughs at the absurdity of it all and appreciates a card that doesn’t sugarcoat a single thing. Whether it’s a birthday, a rough week, a promotion, or just a Tuesday that feels like geopolitical collapse, this card says exactly what everyone is already thinking. Bold comic-style design on a bright yellow-orange background featuring green cartoon bombs mid-drop and a dramatic mushroom cloud explosion. The message reads: “WW3. You are f*cked!! We’re all f*cked.” Loud, chaotic, and completely committed to the energy. Specifications: - Size: A7 folded greeting card (5" x 7") - Paper: 110lb / 300gsm smooth white cardstock - Eco-friendly: Acid and lignin-free - Envelope: A7 plain brown kraft square flap envelope (5.25" x 7.25") included - Packaging: Card, envelope enclosed in clear cello sleeve for protection and presentation - Inside: Blank