Dead People Suck: A Guide for Survivors of the Newly Departed. Hardcover. Comedian Patton Oswalt puts it well: "I’ve never read something so cynical that’s also so life-affirming." For the old, the dying and their survivors, here is hilarious and practical advice, like “Are You An Old Man With Daughters? Please Shred Your Porn." Laugh, cry, and come to terms with death, grief, and the messiness of life. (** This book may contain a sharpie mark on the top or bottom edge and may show mild signs of shelfwear. **.)